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Topic: create ring tones |
azara12
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Forum: Forum Games Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:06 am Subject: create ring tones |
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Good thread
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Topic: Two Words |
azara12
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:04 am Subject: Two Words |
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to ... |
Topic: Nerd Season |
azara12
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:03 am Subject: Nerd Season |
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
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To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
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To stamp out burning ducks
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Topic: joke for today |
azara12
Replies: 2
Views: 980
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:01 am Subject: joke for today |
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The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a single fish.” “I’ll talk to her,” his ... |
Topic: How Often Man Have Sex |
azara12
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:57 am Subject: How Often Man Have Sex |
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Topic: Super Joke! |
azara12
Replies: 2
Views: 579
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:56 am Subject: Super Joke! |
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He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said. You wear pants don't you?
He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good id ... |
Topic: You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When… |
azara12
Replies: 1
Views: 770
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:55 am Subject: You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When… |
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotio ... |
Topic: Frittobay.com {You can earn between $500 & $12,000/month |
azara12
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:54 am Subject: Frittobay.com {You can earn between $500 & $12,000/month |
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A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife 'Brenda, pack ya things. I've just won the lottery,'
Brenda replies, 'shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'
'I don't care,' says the man, 'jus ... |
Topic: SIMPLE STEADY PAYING JOBS ON BIG FORUMS US$200.00 PER WEEK |
azara12
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Views: 337
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:53 am Subject: SIMPLE STEADY PAYING JOBS ON BIG FORUMS US$200.00 PER WEEK |
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I stopped smoking reefer because I started thinking, if great men throughout history had smoked reefer, no tellin what would have happened. Like if somebody like Martin Luther King Jr. had smoked ... |
Topic: HEALTH CARE CAREERS AND JOBS ONLINE EARN AN EXTRA $200/ DAY |
azara12
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Views: 289
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:50 am Subject: HEALTH CARE CAREERS AND JOBS ONLINE EARN AN EXTRA $200/ DAY |
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So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
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